"You need to get up and dressed. The pipe's been leaking in the bathroom and the roof is about to collapse into the garage."
I turned over. "Well. THAT'S dramatic."
Three minutes pass.
"WAIT WHAT. COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THE ROOF COLLAPSING. PLEASE."
So now there are people at the house making sure that that (hopefully) doesn't happen, which involved a lot of men in blue jump suits running around the house while I munched thoughtfully on Corn Pops at the top of the stairs, peering downwards.
Went to Coupa Cafe yesterday with Jiao and Andrea, which was beyond excellent, in spite of random creeper dudes who entered the scene at the very end. Douce, baby, what we had was good while it lasted. I have also possibly got a job, which is excellent, and I'm crossing my fingers in hopes that they'll hire me. nove_verite needs to call me so we can get together while she's still at home.